Mommy's Bath Time (8-11-2011)

Im cold, so I decide to take a bath. I tell David, you watch Fal, Ill keep Kylan upstairs. Just dont let Fally upstairs. I start the bath, I get in. Just as I do, Falynn, who figured out doorknobs, comes prancing in. "Tub"... "Not for babies, its too hot".. She tries to turn the cold water on. I try to outsmart her, I tell her to go downstairs and get a lollipop, from Daddy.. She leaves, I am feeling rather smug.. My plan worked..
"Surprise!" Falynn says as she runs back in butt-naked with a towel.. Apparantly, my 2 year old is smarter than me.
I spend the next 10 minutes fighting with her, to keep her out of the hot tub. I spend the next 5 minutes as her island in the tub, because she climbed in and realized I was right, the water is far too hot for babies... The last 10 of my tub, I spend yelling downstairs for David, to come get her, because even though the tub is too hot, she refuses to climb out. I, then drain the tub, and return to my sweats.
Fal's eating a lollipop, and I am stressed out. Hah!

Now that Fal is 2 (8-12-2011)

She can open doors, quite easily. We found this out one morning, when she not only put her shoes on, and let herself out the front door, but she closed it behind her. Not being able to find her was rediculously scary. We ran out and bought door knob locks ASAP.. We only bought enough for the doors that led to the outside world, Big mistake.
This morning while I was washing dishes, I found Falynn in our pantry, usually not a big deal.. Today she decided to sample the food coloring dyes.

Painting!! (8-25-2001)

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Painting!!

At precisely 8:30 am, this morning I was woken up by Falynn screaming "Hands!! HANDS!!!Hands::".. She really hates to be messy. I open my eyes to this

Of course, I am still half asleep and panicing, wondering what she destroyed this morning while I was dreaming away.
I was upset, as I raced upstairs to where the paint was stored. Of course, her wall looks like this...I am annoyed that I have to repaint that area now. But mostly, I am impressed at how incredibely smart my 2 year old. She is a schemer, she snuck past where I was sleeping, without waking me up, and plotted out what she was going to do. Theres atleast a half hour worth of painting there. Then she came back downstairs and woke me up. She is something else, and thats saying it nicely. :)

Fally Again!

Fal-I really hungry
Me-Im going to make dinner
Fal-I want cookies, I had dinner last night.

"Mommy, let me check your FB."

"God gives us groceries."

At my birth meeting we had grape juice instead of that nasty glucose drink.
 Fal-I want some
Me-It's for the prgnant mommies
Fal-I pregnant too mommy lol

Me(to tiki) I can't wait for daddy to get home and see how naughty you are now.
Fal-Daddy have to throw her out the window

As Im wiping Fals butt, she tells me "Thats just my lunch."

More Fal

"Mom, It stopped raining mom?!"
me"Yep"
"Thank you!"
Thats right I control the rain!

Fal in time out.
"Please hold my hand mom"
"My tummy hurts"
"I need to eat my bubble gum"
"I need to watch my show"
"Mommy I all done"
"Mommy My Tuuuuuuuummy huuuurts"
"Mommy"
"Tiki"
"when can I come out"
"I want to be big"

Me. Tiki ask Fally to get you water.
Fally. I can't, I have to pick my boogies first.

Talking about markers.

"I dont want black, I dont like black"
Me"Yes you do, you like black" (teasing her)
"I no like black, so you shutup, Im number 1"

I hear Fal "writing" her note out loud.

"Mommy love me so much. Mommy mad. Mommy eat a mango. Mommy so happy now. "

Fal asked me to put her show on, and when I said "Hold on, not yet"... I was told, "You dont have a choice", with a finger pointed right at me.

Fal pretending to text on the phone.
"Im texting Tory"
Fal shuts the phone and pretends to call someone.
"Tory not answering!!"

Fal looks at david and says, "mommy driving me crazy".

David and her were making a letter puzzle and she got a couple right.. when asked what letter "U" was, she said "rainbow".

"I really.nervous".
Me-why
"Maybe I need medicine"
Me-why what's wrong
"Maybe I need medicine in my mouth I really tired"..
Me-I thought you were nervous. Why?
"I can't run really fast, maybe I go lay in my bed"

"My arm hurts, I hit it on my knee. Maybe I have to go to a doctor. Mommy, maybe I have to go to a doctor."

Fal was super excited and told me.. "Im having fun using my imagination." and "You the best mommy", while hugging me and repeating it times like 1 million. ♥

Fal has this rediculous love of the post office.. its getting worse
"I going to take my tubby in the post office??"

"This fit daddy's big boobies?"... holding a bra strap....